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Nineteen | Believer | Optimistic
Use of Profanity With Age
oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
MERLIN'S BEARD, MY FREAKING COMPUTER DIED! You stupid pile of electronics! Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries!!

stanningonthesun:

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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lovelyssx3 ! ! ! ! ! ! 😂

LMAO why is the barefoot contessa so extra doe


I am the luckiest girl on earth because I ended up with the most extraordinary friends on the planet… The last bean night for a while was amazing and I will miss not constantly being with you losers… I love you guys so much steshaejaniece #mags #rach